laughingsquid:

A 4-Foot-Long Giant Stuffed Carrot Body Pillow That Will Help Make Loneliness a Thing of the Past


undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

(Source: alpha--of---the--pack)


foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach


(Source: annmuddy)



mstrkrftz:

 Mount Assiniboine | Victor Liu

HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

naomiwilkinson:

Two toucans

naomiwilkinson:

Two toucans


if corgi’s won’t make you happy nothing will

(Source: thatnutcray)


mynameisragan:

jaredpadecki:

“I see you dipping your fingers in the golden syrup!” (x)

And he just scurries away

mynameisragan:

jaredpadecki:

“I see you dipping your fingers in the golden syrup!” (x)

And he just scurries away

(Source: ohbuckywhatswrongwithyourmind)


rubyetc:

various objects that are also screaming

rubyetc:

various objects that are also screaming


lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS


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